Monday, September 22

Cruisin the Crimson Wave

Just when you think things are looking up, they take a turn down for the worst. I had been seriously flirting with Kyle, a gorgeous guy in my office building, and he finally got around to asking me out for drinks after work. We were set to go to “Angel’s Share” and cozy up to some cocktails (with the explicit hope of some serious between the sheets time) and then Mother Nature stepped in and slapped me in the face. That’s right…I got my period.
Isn’t it weird that when you pray and pray and pray for your period to come so you know you’re not “with child” Mother Nature takes her freaking time, however, when you have a super hot date and you need everything to fall into place perfectly, Mother Nature has no qualms about reaming her devilish little head into your life and fucking it up severely. Sometimes I seriously think whatever entity rules this thing has it out for me big time.
Needless to say, this blog is a short one as the cramps and cravings are controlling my every move today. So, without further adieu the question I pose today is this: Have you ever planned for an event only to have Mother Nature ruin it at the last second?

What a drag…dude

XOXO - Maxine

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