What Grinds My Gears...

My blogging has severely taken a backseat and for that I am sorry…Anyway, here goes with today’s random rant. I did a large amount of driving recently and there are just too many things that happen on the road that piss me the hell off and I feel it necessary to share it with you…pictures and all. First of all, what is with those god damned stick figure people that soccer moms insist on putting in their rear windows that display each member of their family and, in some cases, they include their stupid ass pets. I don’t give a flying fuck who is in your family, I don’t care that you have three children that wear Mickey Mouse ear hats, and I certainly don’t give a fuck that you have a dog, a cat, a fish, and a bird…you’re not fucking Dr. Doolittle.

Secondly, I don’t give a fuck that you had a “baby on board” and there is no reason for you to display it in your windows. The fact that the spawn of a retard is in the car is not going to make me drive any better or any more cautiously...in fact, I’m probably going to speed up and pass you because your “baby on board” sign pisses me the shit off that I can not stand to drive near you anymore.

Third, I get that your religious, that’s your right…but do not cover your car in “I Love Jesus” and “Jesus Saves” bumper stickers. I don’t fucking care and I have the feeling Jesus doesn’t want white trash fucks covering their car with bible scripture. Forth, if it’s raining there is no need to be in the left hand lane, going 45 miles an hour, with your four way flashers on…WE KNOW IT’S RAINING!

Fifth (and probably most importantly), it’s wonderful that you’re a philanthropist, I love charity too, but wouldn’t it make more sense to donate that $5 to said philanthropic cause than to give it to CVS for a ribbon magnet that shows the whole world you’re a giver. Besides, isn’t it better to give anonymously and rejoice in the fact that you did something good than to boast about it?

The question of the day is this: When driving, what is the one thing that drives you absolutely insane?