Tuesday, November 25

Because after all...I am pretty lame...

1. How many keys are on your keychain? 3 (1 - car, 1 - apartment, 1 - to my parents place)

2. If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint? strife

3. What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music? techno

4. Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control? whichever corporate big-wig that comes up with the prices of various items

5. What is the most dangerous occupation? electric chair tester

6. What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed? rub my eyes/scratch my head

7.What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind? religious radicals

8. If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go? 1947 or 1951

9. What are you thankful you are not doing right now? finding out the results to my HIV test are +

10.What is your favorite kind of candy? chocolate twizzlers

11. What is your favorite thing about the beach? the smell

12. If you were invisible, where would you go? everywhere

13. What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? lame CDs...?

14. Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like: an awkward, uncomfortable, out of place epileptic having a full blown grand-mal seizure

15. Who is one person you wish you would have never met? ex-boyfriends

16. What is your favorite fruit? all the kinds i'm allergic to

17. What is your favorite kind of cookie? oatmeal raisin/chocolate-coconut

18. If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule? Gary, Indiana

19. What do you need to get right now at the drug store? contact solution

20. What song do you keep hearing over and over again? the general - dispatch

21. What was the happiest age of your life? late 16 - most of 17

22. What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own? a pair of horrible black yoga pants (that everyone hates) that make my butt look amazing, a hooded sweatshirt that belonged to an ex, and a
knit cap (i usually wear all of these items at once...i'm classy)

23. What two words describe your lifestyle? gravy train

24. Which ocean creature fascinates you most? turtles

25. On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you? does screaming "oh god" during sex count as being religious?

26. What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with? gloria steinem

27. What color looks best on you? black/blue (but not a black & blue bruise)

28. What is your favorite thing about being sick? nothing?

29. Whats new? my phone needs to be fixed...that's new

30. Why are you here right now? lunch break/blogging delema

31. What commercial do you find most annoying? freecreditreport.com

32. What was your favorite meal growing up? chicken with rice and dumplings

33. If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be? anywhere near the ocean

34. Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than: most people give me credit for

35. What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s? the smell of arisol hairspray

36. What is college really good for? debt

37. Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been? lands end

38. What body part aches you the most right now? my scalp

39. When is the angriest you have ever been? recently - when i screamed at louise...ever - most of 2004

40. What do you waste your time doing? socializing with horrible people

41. On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people? -14

42. If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die? at a roller skating championship

43. On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you? -19 (i always end up looking like an overweight, squinty eyed, ape)

44. What aspect of your personality could use a little work? my trust issues/my paranoia issues

45. What is your greatest addiction? coffee/obsessing over things/love

46. What issue are you sick of hearing about? abortions

47. If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be? vlad

48. What language would you like to master? english

49. What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant? it's called seafood nest (it's from this place my parents used to take me to)

50. Who would you least likely expect a phone call from? Artsy McDoucheBag/Louise/Slurms/Jake

51. What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower? 20 hours

52. What is the saddest movie you have ever seen? i cry easily

53. What time do you usually fall asleep? between 2am-4am

54. Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting? the drive-thru

55. What is the cutest animal on Earth? chipmunks

56. Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity? madonnas unibrowed daughter

57. What hobby have you always wanted to pick up? competitive food-eating

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